The Blog of Matthew Elder

More to come here soon. Yes, this is the obligatory introductory post.

What to present as topics? Oh there are so many! Finance, Programming, Haskell, Women, “The Meaning of Life”. Stay tuned for the next post where I lose my underpants to a ADHD monkey hopped up on crack-cocaine.

No one can possibly imagine what kind of pleasure it will be for me to unwind my every thought and to terrorize the general public with the rank odor of random epiphanies. You might not ever come out alive after taking a good whiff up the nose.

Yeah… In the words of the terminator (AKA governator), “I’ll be back”.